Hello, little humans.
Not-dad is out for the day, and foolishly left her laptop open, so I'm taking a moment to introduce myself.
I'm Joe. Or Fat Joe, as Dad calls me.
It's more of a mafia nickname, like Vinny the Fish.
As you can see, I'm sleek and handsome and not at all fat.
And I run this house.
I'm 17 years old, enjoy sleep, all dairy products, and interrupting Dad and Not-dad when they're kissing.
That last one is tons of fun, let me tell you.
I often play the part of a cat, but really, I'm more skilled and devious than anyone expects.
I once added a naughty word to an email Not-dad was typing (to her mother! ha!) and then deleted the whole email, all while sitting in Not-dad's lap and "batting" at the keys. Just to confuse her.
But enough about me....here's some pictures of me, for you:
(I hate the paparazzi)
(I own this)
Until I can figure out how to get cheese out of the fridge, I'll have to pass the time hacking into Not-dad's blog now and then.
Catch you on the flip side,
Labels: cat hijinks, Fat Joe, intro